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By Joanne Kong. Twitter: kongfu4u. The New England Patriots need no introduction. Since the arrival of Tom Brady under center, the Patriots have debuted at the Super Bowl seven times, and have won 4 Super Bowl championships — with potentially a fifth in two weeks.

Most mascots seem tailor-made for kids, but not these sex mascots. The result was Kan-chan , a pink, fuzzy enema that actually looks more like an Angry Bird. Kan-chan is a play on the Japanese word for enema, kanchou.

Despite her name, Ducky Doolittle is not a sport mascot. She's a highly respected sexologist from Minnesota. And she says: "There's a whole sports mascot sort of groupie thing that goes on Women are all over them. Most of you will be well aware that the world of mascotry attracts more than its fair share of rogues, scofflaws and ne'erdowells.